ALBRAND de la SOLEY's

MAGNIFICENT SPLENDOUR

featuring an all-star cast of unique proportions

 

starring SEAN BEAN ..............as Moody Bastard Joe

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ............... as Damsel who causes Distress

IAN MCSHANE ..................... as Old Sneaky Bastard

RUTGER HAUER .................. as Skunky Simon

MALCOLM MCDOWELL ........ as Creepy Roderick

ROSE LESLIE ...................... as Fair Maid of Lossiemouth

BRIAN BLESSED ................. as Screaming King Mighty

SAMUEL L. JACKSON .......... as Motherfucking Nigger (Mandatory black guy)

introducing PERTU PATOLA .. as Not so innocent bystander

and DUDLEY SUTTON as himself

 

Narrated by Christopher Lee

Produced by naat

Coming out in 2016... in a microwave oven near you!

 

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ps. Keira ja Rose käyvät yhä kivi-paperi-sakset kamppailua roolijaosta, ja viime hetken muutoksia voi tulla + cameoita ja special guest stareja...