About a decade ago, mastermind, alchemist and incantator extraordinaire Albrand developed a drink that would, if unleashed on the commons of this foul earth, bring entire peoples to either new heights or unsurpassed depths - or both.

The drink became known to a secret sect as the Irish Pirate.

Tonight's version includes Rhum Pecoul and Irish Country Cream.

Avoid it at your peril. Use it to your advantage. Embrace it with open arms, and don't forget to look behind your back.

Because that's where RANGERS...

...nevermind....

That really ruined the atmosphere. I am a sensitive human being with the soul of a clown, which forces me to blow it at crucial moment.